This section contains Quotes by the world famous actress and celebrity Elizabeth Perkins

My Drug Dealers Name Is Bob... True Story.
- Elizabeth Perkins

Now The Clothes Are Always Dirty, The Dishes Are Never Clean, The Dogs Have Fleas And I Think The Fish Are Dead...
- Elizabeth Perkins

I Would Kill The Clone, That Would Be My First Response.
- Elizabeth Perkins

I have two cats, four fish, and we used to have a mouse named Fluffball, but he just died. We gave him a proper burial in the backyard, and everyone said something nice about him.
- Elizabeth Perkins

If you're middle aged... where're you going to go to meet someone? You're not going to go to a bar,you're not going to go to a night club; and there are the museums.
- Elizabeth Perkins

It seems like all the good looking people have smaller dogs these days. Especially for the women, because they always come in with their little Chihuahuas and the guys come in with their Golden Retrievers.
- Elizabeth Perkins

My sisters are very academically inclined so whenever they would fix me up , it would always be from someone in their world, people they would find attractive. When they came to the door in suits, it was over.
- Elizabeth Perkins

We're animal people.
- Elizabeth Perkins

I'm doing a series on Showtime called Weeds, which is about marijuana, so I'm going to be the marijuana mom at school now.
- Elizabeth Perkins

I'd definitely consider it. My friend from high school went to internet dating and found a guy and they've been together for six years.
- Elizabeth Perkins

I refuse to go out with a man whose ass is smaller than mine.
- Elizabeth Perkins

Diane Lane and I have been really good friends for about 12 years now, so we usually spent every lunch together and after work and before work.
- Elizabeth Perkins

You don't necessarily always want to be with someone who works in your business. It takes a certain kind of couple that are both actors to be able to make it, and it takes a certain kind of ego and lack of competition and ability to really sustain a relationship while you're spending a lot of time apart. I'm with a cinematographer. He's very stable, and I'm highly neurotic - so it works.
- Elizabeth Perkins

I'm taking smaller roles than I would have 10 or 15 years ago. It's just the nature of aging in Hollywood. It's always harder for women.
- Elizabeth Perkins

I've never posed nude before, and I figured this would be the last time anyone would ask, Perkins joked with USA TODAY. It's nice to see a middle-aged woman being viewed sexually. I want to celebrate all kinds of women, not just 20-year-olds.
- Elizabeth Perkins

There are actors who live behind gated houses and only hang out with other famous people. They go to parties and openings and premieres, and that's what they do. And then they get a part as a blue-collar worker and they just look like an idiot, because they don't understand real life. They don't ever see it.
- Elizabeth Perkins

I'm not attracted to anything that's not off the beaten path, I get very bored playing comfortable people, people that just kind of come in and out of the room. I'd much prefer stumbling over the ottoman like Dick Van Dyke. That's the way I'd like to make an entrance. Just strolling into the room is not something I'm attracted to.
- Elizabeth Perkins

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